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ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

“No no no. It would be ‘it’s giving it’s JOEVER’. This guy doesn’t know ball.” - Rue

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Me: Hey, how was class?

Jay: movie

Jay: (leaves the room)

(he is a film major)

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Mr. Krabs sold the Krusty Krab to make NFTs.

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“He would sell *Spongebob* to make NFT’s.” - Roux

Roux: Tumblr memes are like, ‘Jimbo the Jumbo Juicemaker’. It’s all nonsense.

Me: gotta be honest, you’d do numbers

God forbid women do anything. 🙄

(Roux gets nosebleeds. Today’s was bad enough for me to pick them up from school.)

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-Roux

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Roux likes to keep me updated on what they’re working on, but they rarely give context without prompting.

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Roux likes to keep me updated on what they’re working on, but they rarely give context without prompting.

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“Biblically accurate borzoi” - Brandon

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“You know when you meow at your cat and they get confused? That’s what happens when you say ‘I forgor’ to me.”

-Roux

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im fucking crying this is so funny

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Is your dog the bull from the last unicorn

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“It was a sacrifice to Poseidon.” - Roux

“Well, this was an enlightening experience. I hope it never happens to me again.”

-Roux

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Do you sell prints of your shrimp painting? I want to hang it over my desk. As a reminder.

hi, thank you! more prints will be available soon, watch this space.

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I love it. 😍

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a new menu item at the local sushi chain

HELL YEAH

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SALMON SLAMMIN SATURDAY

When I got out of the pool this morning and got close enough to my phone for my watch to reconnect, I saw that I had texts from Roux. My first thought was that they were sick, or having a panic attack. But it was just this:

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