Stuff I Saw On Chatroulette

As it turns out, Caitlin did not want to see his dick, and I did not go out.

Note: I DID NOT CHEAT. He (or she, who knows) was just a sore loser, and can still suck my balls.

It has a very good health insurance plan.

His face is bizarre, sloping, and unsightly... but I can't stop looking.

Apparently he has a ghost writer in his employ.

Also that it's happening from a semi-concealed camera across the room.

He's referring to Caitlin, BTDubs.

I told him I was a homosexual. Then he drew me a picture.

Gotta admit, this looks really good.

This guy was pretty insistent that I was depressed, which was not the case. In fact, he would pretty much insist that everything he said was correct, and I was just denying it for no reason.

Look, full disclosure: I no longer remember what is taking place on this guy's forehead. I don't even have a guess. I wish I knew what condition what head was in.

All early teens are into asking to see Vicki's tits. It's like the new Pokemon.

You're an American. You have no excuse to not have a camera.

She's having so much fun on Chatroulette, you guys.

Immediately after this, I was shown a penis.

Based on their accents, all I know for sure is that this jew town is probably in the United States.