Obsessing Over Fictional Characters

Vampires are real and they want to kill you for what you did to them in your previous incarnation.

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

you know what? fuck you. *unluckys your sevens*

-Ashes O’Reilly

Please stop putting Ocelot in air jail when he’s being rude.

What was I supposed to do? Does Miller outrank Ocelot? It was never really made clear.

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

Climb him like a tree and make him timber

marijuana and ibuprofen are a pair of gay angels with a very powerful message