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my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order
and floridians are just as human as you and me!
and the moral of the story is that there are no deadly snakes native to alaska
you might know this guy as one of the only archaeologists cool enough to be mentioned by indiana jones
itās my dream to have my name said by harrison ford
iām not going to apologize for having this class at 6am because you paid for it and itās your fault.Ā
we donāt all dress like lara croft. i tried to get it to be a thing on a dig and my colleagues yelled at me.Ā
they were pretty good archaeologists except they were too racist to realize anything they found.Ā
i take back what i said about us not dressing like lara croft because lewis binford here is wearing nothing but short shorts and a cowboy hat. take notes for an academic halloween costume!
archaeologists can be good artists! not me, though. or anyone i know. but if you can draw just know you have options.
sometimes you find dead bodies when you dont really expect it and you just have to deal with it
archaeologists are the only people allowed to get exited when they find corpses.Ā
once i ruined thanksgiving dinner when i told my family i had gotten my degree in archaeology and my uncle commented he liked dinosaurs too
the closest iāve ever been to a grizzly bear is when i left my glasses in my tent on a dig in alaska, Ā saw a big rock in the distance, and almost screamed
additional quotes
ah yes. archaeologists. or, as i love to call us, Ā pottery analysts
i mean he was kind of a good guy for helping us beat britain but he owned slaves so that really cancelled it out.
archaeology is like cultural anthropology, except after you interview the person you turn around and shoot them in the head.
do not use trees! trees are bad! donāt do it!
usually you find shards, but itās super exciting when you find a really big shard
itās basically like a waterpark, except youāre fully clothed and walking through a dark tunnel knee deep in muddy water. so, basically splish splash.
Ā i dont believe in curses but my colleagues and i like to encourage the idea of them so people stop touching our stuff
usually, you would find a knife in a kitchen. or underneath your pillow to really freak out your roommate who is a history nerd and has no idea why you would sleep with a knife under your pillow and heāll get really scared and freaked out and okay iām getting off topic
no matter what the other scientists say, archaeology is a real science.
donāt worry, i promise you, and whatever government agency thatās spying on me right now, Ā that iām not a crazy communist trying to overthrow the government
by now youāve noticed the bigĀ āPOP QUIZā written on the board. there isnāt one, but i wanted to see the looks on your face when you saw it. but youāre all dead inside so itās not really funny.
everything was fine except the citizens of pompeii just woke up dead the next day
the number one question you should ask when you read old archaeology papers isĀ āhow the hell do you know?ā
nothing pisses off old men more than young people askingĀ āwhyā andĀ āprove itā so do that as often as possible
this is incredible! all it takes is a computer the size of this room!
even more from the margins of my notebook!
when in doubt, itās ritualistic
coprolites are the only shit archaeologists get excited over
i know the only reason youāre not laughing at my hilarious jokes is because itās earlyĀ
they called it the garbage project. which is also what people call the projects i work on when we apply for funding.
what you have to realize is that people are fundamentally weird. they do weird stuff now and they have done it thousands of years ago.
things come and go but pottery is forever
i dont know if you all know this but moose are terrifying abominations.Ā
and todayās lesson is about the difference between dirt and soil!
please, please, please do not eat old butter you found buried in a bog.
normally i would say this blackboard is a feature because it isnāt portable and canāt be moved but this is a community college so who knows
one of my biggest fears is that this will get so many notes that someone in the class will see it and show it to the professor and heāll realize half the notes ive been taking in class are jotting down the weird shit he says
this is for the girls who fight their anxiety to get their dream grades
this is for the girls with depression but are still determinated to kick ass
this is for the girls who feel lonely staying home studying on a friday night
i love you and i am rooting for you
15 things I tell myself when I don't want to work/study
1. You are very lucky and privileged to have access to almost unlimited knowledge and you should appreciate that. 2. Be one of those rare people who step over their insecurities and succeed. 3. Only 5 minutes. Only today. (Repeat it 5 minutes later and every day). 4. You will know what to do as soon as you start. Ideas never appear from inactivity. 5. Make yourself proud. 6. One hour every day doesnāt feel much but itās 365 hours a year. You canāt not succeed after so much work. 7. Itās not supposed to be easy. Nothing good is easy. 8. If you had a child to look after, youād make them study because you want them to accomplish something. Donāt you love yourself? 9. āEverything you want is on the other side of fearā George Adair 10. Every mistake increases our chance to make progress. 11. If you give up now, youāll have to return to this later anyway but from the very beginning. 12. Let the process be your result. 13. Every moment you thought your fears would suppress you has become the time you made it. 14. Maybe you think you can never find something to use your skills and mindset for. But if you continue investing in what matters to you, it will find its way out there. 15. I allow you to think globally. You have a right to the boldest dream.
If I could add one - there exists a time in the future where youāve already written this paper/completed this project. So you must know what you want to write. You just need to close that gap.
I like this one ā¬ļø

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As a studyblr community can we stop pretending that we never
procrastinate
turn things in late
copy homework
cheat
get stressed
memorize information simply to pass a test
hate a subject/topic
dislike school
donāt do homework if we know it wonāt be checked
donāt read the textbook
skip on making notes
donāt pay attention in class
get bad grades
skip schoolwork to hangout with friends
put school second
find ways around doing the homework
look for answers online Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
because you know what? we do. weāre not perfect, we mess up, we make mistakes. but that doesnāt make us any less of a person. youāre allowed to be imperfect.Ā
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night
no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD
Hoping for the bestā¦
Literally praying right now XD
Hoping this is gonna work⦠:/
Fingers Crossed šāļø
Really hope this worksā¦..
Letās see
worth a try..
It worked the first time. Letās see for the second.
please
Fingers crossed!
[ 20.04.16 ⢠1/100 DAYS OF PRODUCTIVITY ] first day of posts :) pretty satisfied with how my chem notes turned out (still in the process of vetting and adding stuff) and hopefully iāll actually make it to 100 days because my exams are really in like 17 days but iāll try to continue on after that :ā)
p.s. if youāve seen this post before it was from my old blog :)
Note to self:
Not every day of your life will be easy. And with that, not every day of your life will be good. But you have to try. Wake up every morning with the goal to try. Try, try, and try again. Be the good. // As many of you know, this week was a tough week. But every day is a new day.Ā

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š yesss! after english and a long writing session i can finally let myself sink into bed and catch up on adventure time!
notes for my favourite subject (*ā¢Ģį“ā¢Ģ*)Ł
april 20 |Ā i was trying to think of a snazzy/witty caption but i couldnāt come up with anything anyway this is me a few days ago translating latin hiĀ
19/07/16 Notes for Thermodynamics ā”
[ July 31 2016 ] I honestly canāt believe itās already the end of July⦠where did all the time go? My last bullet journal ran out so Iām using a squared b5 muji notebook for August! Iām excited to use this bcos I donāt have to spend tons of time drawing straight lines HAHHAHA pro-tip: never get a blank notebook.
Iām going on a semi-hiatus starting tomorrow bcos I wanna focus on studying and revising more. Iāve got trials at the end of August.
Hoping August will be a good month for everyone so work hard!!!

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taken 14/6/16, posted 3/7/16 || this has been hanging around my drafts for a while, but now i lay my heart bareā¦Ā someoneĀ please appreciate my lame punsĀ ĀÆ\_ŹįŹ_/ĀÆ
Iāve been on the studyblr community for a week and everyone has been so lovely and warm ^ć ^