>:)

the "rockys pronouns are whatever graces pronouns are" is always a funny bit but i think its especially funny in a human rocky au. somebody tries to scold ryland grace for misgendering the beloved nonbinary lead engineer Rocky, who up until this point has used it/them pronouns consistently. and rocky is just like actually my pronouns are he/him. you're the one using the wrong pronouns for me. grace is doing great :)

grace does not know what aro/ace is but rocky would. i feel like if rocky referred to grace as 'part of the community' grace would roll with it and not ask for clarification. grace is just like idk what kind of gay i am but i trust rockys judgement on this, as i trust his judgement on all things

ten minutes after grace and rocky first met, they both granted each other admin-level identity editing privileges. because that is a totally normal thing for two best buddies to do!

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

every time a website describes "appetite suppressant" as a feature of a type of food, i kill another hostage

"nuts are an appetite suppressant!" BECAUSE THEY ARE FOOD. YOU ARE LESS HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU ATE FOOD.

DISCLAIMER: if you or your selected victim have a nut allergy, consider throwing rocks instead. I love you.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

love the audacity of going up to thaisha lloy, local hero, to inform her you're attempting to arrest her baby daddy (also locally beloved) for stealing HER SWORDS (currently wielded by their daughter)

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

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I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

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