!!Backup!!

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

tumblr seems to be the only place these two are respected

Your face is so cute, let me cum on it.

on my knees, begging for you put your cock in my mouth.

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

Pin that pretty girl to the mattress and make her forget all her problems.

As a girl nothing is sexier to me than listening to a man talk intelligently about something he knows EVERYTHING about & I know nothing about 😭