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🍄 toadstool-tony-95 Follow

Just had a human walk in on me scurrying about their kitchen in an act of whimsical mischief. Almost got stepped on 😬

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🍎 3appleshigh

She tugging on my fishing rod till my hat fall off. Is that anything?

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🏞 garden-garry Follow

Just watched a DruidTube video of an absolute nutter who decided to ride on the back of a cat and lived to tell the tale! So scary I nearly dropped my secateurs in the pond!

🎣 whats-your-angler

Seriously you guys need to check this dudes channel out. He does a series where he hides on humans' bookshelves and watches what they do all day! One of the best small druidtubers out there. https://www.DruidTube.gnom/tttony95

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🌲 arborist1111 Follow

Anyone else think trees are really pretty?

🧝‍♂️ eiwin-leafstrider-deactivated20230219

Hail and well met, friend! Indeed, it is a splendid awe with which I regard the fine old boughs of the great oaks of my kingdom!!! They are great friends with me and my kin, for we treat them well and sing to them merrily! Good day to you!

🗡 sh4rpsus4n Follow

Stfu elfdditor

🧑‍🌾 dalonelygnomer Follow

🧌giantgoofball Follow

hit me head on the door frame today

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