Red White And Brew

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

holy shit this is the fireworks of the future….. fireworks are so so bad for the environment and trigger people and make pets run away from home but THIS is such a great alternative it gives all the fun flashy lights without the smoke and the terrifying booms and the litter AND its more versatile and can do more fun things

Imagine someone from the 1500’s seeing this shit.

*sees this before my entire town gets wiped out by missiles*

Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD

age: 17

Let’s use our outrage to make our world safer for our Muslim siblings.

I would die for your cat.

hell of a way to learn ur a vampire

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

I really wish there was a typo here lol

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

flat fuck friday