Cali's Garbage Bin

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

There is a substantial portion of our country that (1) believes Satan is real, (2) that he is actively working to harm them, (3) that these plans are at times enacted through country music shows at the Las Vegas Sphere by the guy who sang Chicken Fry, and (4) vote.

Careful... I heard this person fetishizes skinny people

absolutely devastating blow

I am very endeared by humanity’s tendency to check if it’s truly hot somewhere by attempting to cook an egg

I wish you could actually generate animals out of nothing like in those medieval manuscripts. Just leave a bucket of special mud in my living room and ruin my whole house with frogs. Wouldn't that be fun? (Holds your hand + blushes)