Emily Ladd

does anyone wanna have a bit of a girls’ night with me im gonna microwave some batteries

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

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oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop 

F I L L T H E B A G

youve barely sexualized your bland white man :( are you okay :(

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

you shoulda killed him just as a power move