Stripper Etiquette

money butt god bless

MONEY BUTT. IM HERE FOR THIS.

I can get with this program

I mean I can’t risk it

I only have $3 so might as well

Rent due.

Reblogging because money butt!

“Nobody is helping us by taking away our work places,” a sex worker in the Netherlands says as a clean up effort does exactly that. I don’t feel like it can get more succinct than that. People are doing this for money. People need money. You can rescue people from their source of income all you want, but they will still need money. So where is the replacement income going to come from? If you do not have a replacement income, equivalent to what you’ve deprived them of and with the same amount of flexibility to allow for things like child care, you have NO RIGHT to call it rescue. Call it what it is: forcing people to make a choice between starving, being homeless, living in shitty circumstances, or working in even more unsafe circumstances. Because that is the only thing happening. Whichever location you pick. In India or Indiana. You can make things better for people or you can make them worse, but please admit that f you are unable to offer them an equivalent income (and you can’t) you are only making it worse.

Strip club customers, if you want to get a good dance just be respectful and don’t haggle with us, it’s that simple. If you are disrespectful, try to touch where you aren’t suppose to, or cheap, you’re not gonna get a good dance and you’re not gonna have a good time. Don’t play yourself.

How do you handle guys who sit at your stage without tipping? I get so damn angry

So I live in Australia and we really don’t have tipping culture here. Which means in most clubs, most people who sit at the stage won’t tip, even when there’s literally a neon sign reminding them that stage seats are for tipping customers. I usually wait a couple of minutes, give them a chance to see me dancing (even though half of them will pull out the “you gotta show us something first” line anyway), and then slide over and say “Hi guys, welcome to the tipping seats!” (big smile, wait a second for them to process what I said), and then something like “So who wants to see some more of this?” or “Remember, the more you tip me the more I can show you.” If they’re dicks about it I explain that “these are the best seats in the house, but to sit here you’ve gotta tip us, so why don’t you go back to the bar?” Sometimes they refuse, and I find generally women will just completely ignore me, but I get mad too and I like to at least try to remind them that I’m not up here working my ass off so they can get a free perve.

me too, and if i sneeze it literally will shoot out of this loose v

Pro stripper tip: if your vagina’s tight you don’t actually need tampons. I just squeeze my vag all night and don’t let the blood out.

Not a bad analogy! At the end of the day, we’re glad to give them back and go home.

We are also way less impressed with that picture of them naked in the bath than you are.

I can’t stress this enough

If having someone cook a meal for you exactly how you want it and then having someone else serve it to you while basically catering to your every want and need at your table is not a luxury idk what is.

Exactly! Thank you. Eating out IS a luxury. someone is working to provide you with that service. Anon probably doesn’t tip lmao

anon is a fucking dumabass and probably 13 years old

Customer: Just here for the beer :) Me: Going to a strip club for the beer is like going to the movie theater for the popcorn.  Customer: … Me: … Customer: *Reluctantly pulls out wallet*

What kind of books do u guys like to read? I just got done reading Robin Hobb’s Farseer books, and I’m about to start on the 7th one ( 😩😩😩 ), so I rlly like fantasy and sci fi, but I like all kinds of other books too. Are you guys reading anything?

In fantasy/dystopian future, the last book in the Obernewtyn Chronicles just came out! There are 7 books in the series, (it’s taken 28 years from first to last book) and I haven’t read any since I was a teenager, but if they’re as good as I remember then they’re well worth reading - I’m about to read the whole series. By Isobelle Carmody.

Paying your rent?

Also, according to a recent study, buying cheap wine and junkfood. That seems to be a proven result of getting nekkid for money.

Always

“I know how to please a woman–I’m gonna make you MAAAAAA-AAAA-AAAAAHHH” -Authentic Pleasure Goat

“So what’s your udder size?”

And don’t touch us unexpectedly!