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babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

are you five nights at fucking kidding me