hella stridercest

whenever i hear the line “tigers on a gold leash” in royals I think “striders on a gold leash” and let’s face it who could say no to that

dave and dirk awaiting your decision don’t worry those poker faces will crack soon enough

Why Did You Give The Android A Dick?

So, that’s kind of your own fault Dirk. He’s bound to be curious.

Photo shoot With Lil’ Bro

An AU about Stockholm syndrome and fetish footwear, where Alpha Dave lures and traps Dirk in a remote location and takes advantage of him. Lots of rape, beatings and occasional photo shoots ensue. Aka. a very self indulgent scenario. A girl’s gotta enjoy, yo.

The Happy Candy Trail

Dirk is pretty much asking for trouble right here, but as they say, curiosity killed the cute teen boy. With some good dicking.

At this point Trickster Alpha Dave has eaten his counterpart and taken his place, sating his hunger for good. Dirk has a hard time adjusting to this new rather volatile and overly affectionate big brother. Dave keeps doing some very unbrotherly shit and hurts Dirk more often than not in his ignorance, he just doesn’t understand that humans break really easily and generally don’t want to fuck their brothers.

Eventually Dirk manages to teach Alpha Dave how to handle him gently. It’s a good thing that trickster cum is a very powerful healing agent, so the possible damage usually fixes itself.

In A Need Of A Reference

…Ask your twin brother to pose for you, ‘cause that’s normal.

Bro’s gotta practice a little, bondage is an art form among everything else. And pictures of Dave in bondage will probably sell extremely well. But that isn’t his intention at all of course.

Twins And A Dick

Who wouldn’t want these cute twins on their dick?

I’ve been thinking about a scenario where Bro really wants to take advantage of the twins, but it’s kind of hard to think how he would overpower two pretty capable teen boys. Until it clicked; hurt one and the other will do anything he’s told. Same goes for the punishments, Dirk gets smacked when Dave refuses and vice versa. They care about each other so much they’ll try to stay obedient and please their big bro. ♥

“Look at you, you’re perfect. Every inch of you. I’ll say it a thousand times, don’t you forget how perfect you are.”

NSFW under cut - Bro/Dirk warning 

That’s A Good Offer

Sis Strider is at it again, teasing her little brother.

“What?” Dave asked, clearly trying to his apprehension. He looked down the length of his torso toward Dirk, brow furrowing then smoothing as he forced a nonchalant look onto his face. “You gonna tell me somethin’ stupid, like ‘real dudes don’t have pussies?’ “

Dirk cocked an eyebrow. “If you think that’s what I’m gonna say, then you haven’t gotten to know me at all. I don’t give a shit what’s between your legs.”

Dave flushed. “Yeah, well, good, ‘cause –”

“All I care about,” Dirk continued, holding Dave’s gaze as he slowly ran a finger up Dave’s wet folds, “is making sure you have a good time. You okay with that?”

The Loveliest Twink Of Them All

Some happy Betacest for a change. I checked and there were legit only one or two explicitly shippy pictures on my blog where Dave smiles while in same picture with Bro. The poor baby needs a break.

Bro is a good big brother god dammit. Give me good, happy Betacest with nice, caring and not creepy Bro. And Dave who isn’t afraid of Bro and trusts and adores him a lot. ;___;

I. Have. Absolutely. No. Idea. How. This. Happened.

Title: If Wordcount: 3800 Pairing: DirkDave, mentions of past BroDave (see CWs for more info) Summary: Dave touches a sleeping Dirk while reminiscing about his deceased, incestuous brother. Content warnings: 1) Nonconsensual somnophilia. I’ll just go right ahead and say that Dirk won’t wake up and he also isn’t unwillingly drugged, he is on sleep meds that he takes himself. 2) Mentions of past not-entirely-consensual Bro/Underage Dave. How abusive that has been, it’s probably up to your own imagination and interpretation (or preferences) . 3) A separate warning for Dave being a bit messed up and also very aware of it. Kink stuff: Scent kink/sniffing, Cardiophilia a.k.a. attraction to hearts and heartbeats (not gory), Oral sex + facial AO3 Mirror

If

You look at Dirk as he sleeps peacefully. When you were younger, the times when Bro slept were among the rare occasions when you could look at him, study him, without being questioned. That weirdo tended to sleep with his shades on (as apparently does Dirk, too), so you were not always sure if he was actually awake or not. Besides, he was a light sleeper, just like you are. He woke up easily, so you had to be really careful not to get caught staring at him when he had nodded off on the couch. Such mishaps could be excused when you were still just a little twerp, but as you grew older, you decided it’s best to leave sleeping Bros lie, just like any healthy human being would do.