TG: if anyone can crush these powdery starchy cubes into nothing its you john, and people make serious money making videos like that, this could be our big break to make bank
EB: I don’t care, besides the texture looks horrible, my skin feels weird just looking at them..
TG: please man, you have the strongest hands out of out of like.. all of us , anyone who isn’t watching for the actual sensory stuff will watch the videos for those godlike hands squeezing shit like they’re nothing
EB: No, ew. And of course I have the strongest hands, that’s what happens when you wield hammers as your weapon..
TG: and who the fuck do you have to thank for thatÂ
EB: Shut the fuck up Dave.