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I mean, I dodged it. Flashstepping and all. I almost tripped and fell on my face. 

Nah, it’s cool. If he’s not gonna pay me for his pizza money I’ll just kick him out. Or I’ll try to, at least. Not like I haven’t freeloaded before, so I get it.

I don’t actually have seventeen layers. I’d turn into like— the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Jesus.  I have reasons, though. I mean. I can actually show you, if you want. It’s weird, and gross. But I like you. 

kiddin' aside though, he ain't shit if he's not gonna be any help to you. i trust you can find a better man if he's not gonna do anything.

     You tell him. He’d like, try to shoot me again. Did I tell you that? He tried to shoot me.      Now he’s freeloading. I care more about the fact that I’m going to be hundreds of dollars in pizza debt than that. 

     [ BIG STUPID FROWN.   That would’ve embarrassed him more like, a year or two ago. Instead he just rolls his eyes so hard he swears they’re gonna fall out of his head. ]

if you're gonna be shittin' in debt, i guess i can help pay your way out of it. just because i like you.

ok, the layer thing might be a huge turn-off because i'm all for teasin', but seventeen layers is just too many layers. i don't have time to be picking up your clothes off the floor.

       He has a sword bigger than me!     God. Fuck.          I knew things were boring for too long. 

   [ LOUD SIGH. ]

great! large swords are perfect for cleaning. tell him to use that sword and get his ass in gear for early spring cleaning. 

[ BIG DUMB GRIN. ]

       There’s a fucking demon killer in my living room and he’s ordered pizza like five times.      He’s eaten all of it— like—I don’t even—            Who does that?

  [ Makes a noise suspiciously close to that of a childish whine. ]

you make it sound like there are no such thing as pizza-lovers out there just because you don't.

i'm so disappointed in you, grasshopper.

then clean it, you fuckin’ nerd.