the fear of falling apart

we need the 8 minute workday

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

Its time you step into the version of yourself that you have always dreamed of being. Its time you cut off any toxic cords that are holding you to your past self. Its time you let go of the version of yourself that is deeply comforted by normality.

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men

Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas

Adults love to shame young people for not knowing their music but won’t make an effort to learn any new music

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

I did not expect this, but I love it

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

Don’t forget that on multiple occasions it’s been shown that Homer’s organs are independently conscious, including his brain, and can communicate with him to guide him or voice their own opinions.