Satan’s meow-meow

TWs: NSFW

THE BROTHERS and the weirdest/hottest thing they've done with MC (sexually)

Lucifer

"Let the Devildom know who you belong to, darling."

He doesn't remember how it happened, he only knows that it's happening right now. Youre leaning over the railing of Diavolo's Balcony. No, not just a balcony in the castle, but specifically the one attached to Diavolo's royal chambers. Your legs are kicked apart and Lucifer's fingers dig bruisingly into the flesh of your hips as he pounds into you. Fear courses through you, not necessarily at being heard by the Devildom, but rather at being found here by the Demon Lord himself. You decided hours ago that Lucifer is absolutely insane but the way he thrusts into you, the pleasure he brings you in this very moment, makes you throw all rational thought out the window.

Mammon

"Stay still, baby. Mammon is gonna make us rich..."

You're lying naked on a pool table, chest to table. How did a friendly bet escalate into several million Grimm and how are you part of this? Sadly, you don't remember after one too many drinks. All you know is that Mammon's cock is inside you, everyone else at the pool table is also naked - but not touching - and Mammon is using the place between your neck and shoulder to aim at the balls with his pool cue. Right now, the two of you are leading and Mammon promised to finally let you cum should you win... better stay still so he can concentrate.

Leviathan

"Hghh... wanted this for so long... you're glowing....!"

Levi has a lot of... perks on his body, including, but not limited to, a second cock in his demon form. The first time you saw it, he was self conscious and you wondered how it would all fit in you but nowadays, you're practically begging him to change forms any chance you get. What you didn't know until now is that he could also - potentially - lay tiny eggs inside of you. Nothing will happen to them if not fertilized but the feeling of pushing them inside you, of watching a small bulge grow in your abdomen... it makes Levi almost wish he did fertilize them right now... he does have a lot of explaining to do afterwards, though.

Satan

"Smile for them, MC."

Satan has made it a point to provoke Lucifer and everyone else any chance he gets... kinda. The fourth born has a kink for blindfolding you and taking you places - or at least making you think he does - and then taking you in various positions. Most of the time, he's fucking with you - unbeknownst to you - and just plunging into you in empty rooms, but every once in a while when someone made him particularly mad, he'll make sure to do it in a room not too far from where that person is. They will come to inspect sooner or later, only to see him balls deep inside of you. Satan definitely times it so they come right at the climax, too. Totally to prove a point that he has you and no one else gets to take you.

Asmodeus

"Nothing is off limits, cutie."

It's no secret that Asmodeus has tried everything and will do close to anything but nothing gets him going more than you fucking him while he watches someone else use you. The bigger the better. He wants you stretched open so widely that it's almost painful. He wants to see your eyes glistening with tears of pleasure and pain while you let your frustration out on him and his abused hole. He'll be cumming before you had the chance to thrust twice but that's not the point. He wants to push you over the edge of no return and have you drowning in the wildest pleasure fantasies.

Beelzebub

"I want to breed you everywhere until our scents claim this whole damn kingdom."

It's no secret that Beel has a huge breeding kink. He wants your belly to swell with his seed and child and he will stop at nothing to get what he wants. So far he's fucked you in the gym, on the way home, at HoL of course, in a restaurant and most recently right at Lord Diavolo's dinner table. Granted, it was after dinner when he pulled you into his lap and made you cock warm him while keeping quiet about it, but the moan that escaped you when he seemingly with thought alone pumped you full of a load of his cum had you embarrassed and Beel only grunting in response. The trick is: Beel's balls are always heavy, always ready to be emptied and their favorite place to empty is inside you.

Belphegor

"Visiting your dreams is my specialty but have you visited mine?"

You know what I could be doing? Working on the fics I have. What am I doing? Writing headcanons about the first thing that pops In my head.

Lucifer

OBVI great choice

Looks great, Great at conversation, polite, all the works

Complains you didn't bring a jacket (gives you his coat)

Would slow dance with you but if the beat picks up would NOT hang around

Make him do the cha cha slide (funny)

Mammon

I feel like the typical answer is "omg he'd steal the wedding gifts blah blah blah"

Hear me out though, you picked HIM to be there, around friends and possibly family. He's gotta make the best impression!

So you know he's on theme, slightly matching with you of course

And he's charming, and polite, and is making the entire crowd laugh

Down to dance, even when you're worn out you'll just have to sit while he breaks it down

Satan

Another great choice of course! Very much a gentleman.

He's caught up enough on human culture to have very intelligent conversations with every person he speaks to

Of course he wants to slow dance, but when the beats drops? Yeah he'll dance, kinda awkwardly, but he will! Its honestly so cute

Definitely the type of guy to hold your purse/items and carry you back to the car cause your feet hurt

Barbatos and his sons

- Satan has developed a habit of full naming people when they talk over him, whether accidentally or on purpose, and then finishing whatever he was saying like nothing happened. He finds a surprising entertainment in the way people tense up when he does this. No one knows how he figures out everyone's full name.

- Mammon doesn't quite realize that calling you "my human" is more of a term of endearment in the human world, as if you were in a relationship. He sees it the same way as claiming a car or a snack as yours, rather than claiming you as his "partner". He realizes far too late what it's interpreted as, but he figures you're used to it by that point, so he continues to do it.

- Asmo has a habit of playing matchmaker for EVERYONE. The moment you tell him you have a crush on one of his brothers, he's going to judge your taste slightly, but he's going to make sure you can get that date, even if his brothers end up being a little dense (cough cough, Mammon). He's also the most likely to catch on to your crush on any of them before you even come to him for help. He's here for the gossip, and he has a secret album in his photos for pictures of you and your crush to give you on the wedding day.

- Levi was definitely into fnaf at some point, having ended up playing every game and gotten every ending. He will judge you based on your favorite game, but his favorite would be pizzaria simulator, entirely because of Henry's ending speech.

- Levi is also an achievement collector when he plays games, and he insists he needs to get every possible achievement or ending the game has. This has caused him to disappear into his room for a week straight on multiple occasions. The others have learned to just leave food outside his door.

- Messing with Lucifer is almost impossible, but the chances are never zero. Satan and Belphie will help you with any ideas you have though, and you will quickly be recruited into the anti-Lucifer league (I actually have no idea if that name in cannon or not) for doing so on their behalf. You are more likely to succeed than they are, and it's entirely because you're human.

- Some of the brothers actually have a tendency to forget that you're human, and therefore more fragile than they are. Beel has forgotten this while working out with you on multiple occasions, but he'll take you out for food afterwards to make sure you're okay. Asmo has also forgotten this, but it's more a matter of forgetting you do in fact need sleep and cannot stay up late at night like he can for gossip, not that he does so often anyway, but it does happen.

- Satan would actually be very happy to teach you anything you ask of him, surprising himself with how happy he got that you'd come to him for the help over his brothers. He'd definitely hold it over Lucifer's head that you trust him more to teach you.

- Satan also has a particular liking towards people who know a lot on specific subjects, or want to learn more about particular things. He finds it interesting to know what catches people's attention.

- Mammon is actually surprisingly good at math for someone who's consistently labelled dumb, although he doesn't realize he's good at math until it has to do with gambling and money making.

- Lucifer is incredibly particular about decorations for anything. He was the one to pick out the furniture and wall decorations for the house of lamentation, and any form of formal event gets decorations coordinated by Lucifer, with Diavolo's say of course. It bugs Lucifer a lot to have something not be level and even on every side. Satan and Belphie have both used this to mess with him a lot, tilting picture frames just slightly, moving tables a little to the left, turning furniture just enough for him to notice.

- Lucifer and Satan both have a pet peeve of people putting their feet up on tables or desks, something of which Mammon does A LOT. They've both told him time and time again, but Satan has stopped saying anything since Mammon told him he sounded like Lucifer. He now throws the closest thing that won't break at Mammon's head. It works a lot better than Lucifer telling him to stop, to which Satan takes pride in.

I was listening to hear that he's using sarcasm or not. Pity, melodic voice, smile. Turned out that this Lucifer won't be like one we know at all.

Satan: You suck, you fucking bitch!!!!

Lucifer: I didn't know you were such a loudmouth.

Meanwhile, at the entrance, news program music plays

Mc: On today's news, we have a fraternal—or perhaps filial—dispute. Tell us, Mammon, as an expert, what's your opinion?

Mammon: The truth is, this is the fifth time this week. Satan isn’t letting up, and he’s lashing out with more and more wit each time. For his part, Lucifer is starting to lose his patience and his facade of righteousness.

Mc: I see. It looks like things are heating up *shuffles some papers* Today we have Levi as our special guest. What do you think of today’s clash?

Levi: You can really feel the intensity rising. I think we might end up with several pieces of broken furniture today… dinner time will surely be disrupted.

Mc: *adjusting an imaginary earpiece* We’re being told that Satan is taking extreme measures, he’s prepared to use a demon as a weapon.

Satan, in the background, throws a sleeping Belphie

Mc: We’ll keep you updated. We hope you’ll join us for the next broadcast

Lucifer: Stop acting like an idiot *gets hit by Belphie and falls down*!!!

Satan: Shut up!!!

Mc: *seductive glance* Have a good night, everyone

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Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

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