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Not today Justin
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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Am I going nuts or was there a tumblr post where OP said they had a stock image of this crowd of people and all the people had different expressions so whenever something happened, they could look at the picture? Did I dream that? I'm trying to find it and it's not coming up
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An incomplete list of all the things I wish I could say to stupid customers
No, I can't change the prices.
Use your fucking eyes to read the menu in front of you.
The difference in the sizes of the sandwiches is, shocker, I know, the size of the sandwich.
I want you to think about that question and ask it again when you can make it make sense.
I know you want the regular chips. You've said it three times. It's been on my screen since the first. Stop interrupting me to rattle on about chips.
I have a knife.
astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
take one, pass it on
a hug
a hand to hold
a cottage in the woods with no phone reception
a beer
a guttural scream in a field somewhere
“everything will be okay”
a snack
a comfort read/comfort movie
uninterrupted sleep
whatever your heart desires (you deserve it)
queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you
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In order to be admitted to a magic school potential students only need to provide irrefutable proof that they are mages, yet, despite your very obvious abilities, you were rejected with a comment asking you to "please never practice magic again".
Writing concept: A King commissioning a special set of thrones that share an arm rest so he can hold hands with his Queen.
Writing prompt
A vampire who’s been around for hundreds of years is upset about climate change as it makes it harder to wear covering clothes in the summer time
Someone please make this a tiktok
[setting: a conference room]
Two men are just entering. They are wearing business suits and carrying briefcases.
They both set down their briefcases on the table.
[Man 1] : Fellow associate
[Man 2] : Fellow associate
They reach as though going to shake each others hands but halfway they move into acting as though they’re going in for a passionate kiss
Bonus points if they kiss right before the camera cuts
I have never met a sane accountant
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English dub Zhongli and Nazeem have the same VA.
He also plays the dub of Hisoka in Hunter x Hunter
Anybody got a really good pic of their cat?
Looking back on it watching women’s wrestling on WWE as a kid definitely did something to my taste in women
Honestly I might’ve died of scurvy but living as a peasant in the 1500s would at least be simpler
you can still die of scurvy today if you want
You promise?
I haven’t eaten citrus in years and I’m doin fine
I am the inventor of the skull emoji ask me anything
how do you make banana bread?
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If u could do one thing as God what would you do
make 7 random people be turned inside out
How do yall hold on to your inane ramblings for long enough to type them into your computer? is it simply that you aren’t used to the joy you can receive from saying it as it comes to your mind, only for those around you to react to a phrase you can’t even remember after it’s passed through your lips?
