love, pyramus

he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

the great thing about tumblr is that you can meet people you'll vibe with on a level you have never vibed with anyone before and the tragedy about tumblr is that they almost certainly will live in another country

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

happy birthday to my bisexual drama queen, biggest fake idgafer, sensitive caring boy, irina rozanova’s pride and joy, funniest comedian of the nhl, hockey’s rat king and supreme chirper ilya rozanov. i love you my captain.

it's okay for me to throw stones my house is made of much sturdier glass

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat