love, pyramus

he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

we need to bring back public hatred for paparazzi. I’m so tired of actors defending themselves against assholes with cameras and being smeared as egotistical divas. they’re glorified stalkers who get paid to harass people. end of. the things these freaks get away with would send normal people to prison but we’re supposed to think it’s okay just bc they’re paparazzi. they SHOULD get shut down for being openly misogynistic. they SHOULD get told off and reported for following someone to their private residence to doxx them. they SHOULD face charges for just about running people over in their pursuit of the next hot celeb. this is not normal. and, actually, these people DO deserve to get punched sometimes.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

the veronicas were right. i do feel so untouched

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

Why are bad things happening to mutuals. Nothing bad should ever happen to mutuals. Stop. #ilovemymutuals