let's talk about false faces

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

the wedding ring stays ON during sex with other people.

@strawberriesfields

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

the black parade's lead guitarist's post-moat album remember the torture

(trying to vent but has too big of a following to get into any genuinely vulnerable specifics) there is a sadness that overtakes me at times

I feel like people who are dismissive of sports don’t realize that they’re sometimes super condescending. like, okay, you didn’t like gym class and have personal grudges against the jocks from your high school! that doesn’t mean that other people are idiots for enjoying something that, when it’s at its best, can connect you to a broader community of fans and give you a chance to appreciate the athleticism that people are capable of when they spend years honing a specific set of skills. there’s something so valuable and human about sports that gets lost when you reduce it to “sportsball” or whatever

hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700