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any time i say that harry potter sucks someone spawns in to say "ummm well you've clearly never read the books!!" and i get to reveal the information that i had to be forced into reading other books when i was a kid, that i've read them easily 10 times, that i listened to the audiobooks over and over until my cd player broke. i've read them more than most people ever will.
so when i say harry potter sucks, i mean it, and nothing anyone can say will change my mind.
and you know what while i'm here: i used to kiss my harry potter photo book. with tongue.
fuck those books and fuck anyone who still enjoys them, they suck and so does the neo nazi who wrote them.
if i can turn my back on the thing that consumed my entire life then so can everyone else, there's no excuses at this point, we've known for years that jkr is a horrible person, that she wants all trans people dead, that she hangs out with neo nazis.
the fact that people can still defend their love for the "slaves actually like being enslaved and it's bad to free them" books is fucking ridiculous. i had an excuse when i was 8 because i was 8, you're 26 and have never once had a single critical thought about the books where the good guys have decapitated slave heads on the walls, they even decorate them for christmas.
“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website
literally 😭😭😭
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

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When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row
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fishy need smoko
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your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.
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(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN
(I'r un alaw â Rasputin): BLA BLA DRACIWLA, BRENIN TRANSYLFANIA, MAE E'N YSTLUM AC HEFYD YN DDYN
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top ten hi moments that will have you helloing
you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend
painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.
op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision

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Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.
I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(