sideblog of silly

Smacka smacka smacka

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

Iconic lines for the history books.

kpop fandom dead at 3:27 AM in a miami hotel bathroom floor

yeah this needed to be said cause ive seen those comment sections and yall are disgusting to say the least...

the fact that the notes on this post are like, largely people arguing about how “18-24 year olds are still baby” says a lot about how y’all would rather miss the point on purpose than like, change the way you talk to/about asian ppl

shaking my head while I say things like "goldfish memory" and "shrimp colors" to indicate that while these are useful and vivid shorthands I don't support the scientific misconceptions that they're based on

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

fuck it double the potassium, double the luck.