StratoSosig

mr. beast in 2008

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

lightning never strikes twice. all of the lightning you see is the first lightning strike, which has been wandering around and around the globe ever since it started one billion years ago

I do not believe for a fucking second that Republican leaders actually spoke to Mitch McConnell. At best they let them talk to a fucking voice AI. That dude's dead as a doornail.

AI Mitch is definitely the funniest version.

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

The Bene Gesserit order was inspired by the Jesuits because they were a strong political influence in European courts during centuries.