0. The Fool

i take silliness very seriously

the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

I think it's so funny when people call him "white Shrek" instead of like, "human Shrek"

You can't be saying that, white Shrek

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves

this looks like the kind of shit that flashes behind my eyes while I’m waking up and my brain is trying to finish the dream really fast

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

i may not know a lot abt life but i know it’s how keith haring said “touching people’s lives in a positive way is as close as I can get to an idea of religion” and how kurt vonnegut said “and I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exlaim or murmur or think at some point, if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is,” and olga jacoby said “to leave a good example to those I love [is] my only understanding of immortality” and smiley poswolsky said “I think we found the answer to the universe which was, quite simply: spend more time with your friends”

clit is short for classical literature