#crackpotproblems

Going down a “what do I remember of DB filler?” rabbit hole triggered a mental image of kid Goku riding Yajirobe like a sled down a mountain and I can’t find any proof of this and it’s haunting me

The problem with promising yourself a reward for completing a task is that literally you could just skip the task and give yourself the reward anyways. no consequences

I was already having crazy levels of impostor syndrome at this convention and my dad invited a literal movie star to have dinner with us?? and she’s YOUNGER than me???? what the fuck. if you don’t hear back from me again it’s cus I cried myself Spongebob-dry over how pretty she is or something

*sends out "Do you like me? Check one: ▢ yes ▢ no" notes to everyone I've ever met, just to make sure*