Oct 2, 2025
Me: Damn, I have this problem
Fictional character: *has this problem too*
Me: Ooh, I wonder how they solve it
Fictional character: *dies*
Me: …
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Me: Damn, I have this problem
Fictional character: *has this problem too*
Me: Ooh, I wonder how they solve it
Fictional character: *dies*
Me: …
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Going down a “what do I remember of DB filler?” rabbit hole triggered a mental image of kid Goku riding Yajirobe like a sled down a mountain and I can’t find any proof of this and it’s haunting me
The problem with promising yourself a reward for completing a task is that literally you could just skip the task and give yourself the reward anyways. no consequences
The sheer torment of having weekly physical therapy appointments with athletic dudes my age and wanting desperately to talk to them about DBZ but not wanting to come off any more neurodivergent than I already do
the one time I had a clear segue to mention I’d been watching DBZ, the guy working with me had never seen it :’) so the only infodumping I could do was to have a suspiciously accurate ballpark estimate of how many episodes there are in the overall franchise and “well the anime pacing probably sucks if you’re trying to follow the story but I’m here for the extra scenes because The Characters Are My Friends”
Me after writing a long essay explaining in excruciating detail why I hate Master Roshi: Hmmm…maybe this is a little…much? I mean, it’s been 20 years and he’s an imaginary character who’s not real and can’t hurt me…annoying and gross as he is, maybe I should just get over it
The Dragon Ball wiki: Once in a video game Master Roshi said he never liked Ox King
Me:
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I was already having crazy levels of impostor syndrome at this convention and my dad invited a literal movie star to have dinner with us?? and she’s YOUNGER than me???? what the fuck. if you don’t hear back from me again it’s cus I cried myself Spongebob-dry over how pretty she is or something
*sends out "Do you like me? Check one: â–˘ yes â–˘ no" notes to everyone I've ever met, just to make sure*
2021: Gotta fix my life before I go to my friend’s wedding
2022: Gotta fix my life before I go to my friend’s place to watch the Weird Al movie