Saturn

dont you hate it when you’re with the boys and carl screeches fluid of primal hatred onto your food and drink

This man was beyond real

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

thats how you know he’s australian….

Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

Also! Snakes have no jaw strength so their bites reallt arnt that painful- the issue comes when they’re venomous

I love how he looks away like this bitch? I don’t know her. Velma who is this??

As a bunny mum, this broke me into TINY PIECES

BEHOLD

I’ll give her a HAH and a hiYAH and I keek her ser.

“I could teach you the latest dance steps. It starts with like a WHOOP, and then you get real crazy with the hips, sir. It’s fun!”

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

God when is art nouveau going to make a comeback.

This is both amazing and deeply disturbing

the amount of muscle control to get this to happen so smoothly is astonishing.

What kind of bird is this

The kind with several other birds inside it.

a mother! how wonderful

And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.

LOOK WHO HAS SOMETHING DRAW. IT IS ME, MY GAY BITCHES.