stormchaser

allegory of the man cave: no homo bro.

those with the biggest meats carry the saddest memories

GWD (Gigantic Wang Disorder) is real. just ask @stormtrips.

ever had someone make fun of you because your dick is literally too big? or like be scared of your anatomy which is something you can’t help because they think it is going to hurt them?

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

SBE - stupid bitch energy

FINALLY some representativity

representativity

tell me something you dig about me on anon

the day you people stop insinuating that bottom = feminine & top = masculine is the day we will all be free

iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target

What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair