Cosmeme was already taken

hey scholars of other minor stormlight characters, what obscure lines are foundational to your reading of the text?

so most fanart of kaladin shows him with long, luscious, flowing locks, but like... I don't think that man conditions. I think my guy's out there using bar soap on his hair and saying that shampoo is a lighteyes frivolity that he doesn't indulge in because he's not part of the bourgeoisie. that mane's got minimum three distinct tangles in it at all times because of all the windy shit kaladin does on a daily basis. you go to touch one of his curls and it crunches.

Shoutout to anybody who has wanted to read/reread Warbreaker, has looked for it, not found it, and then read it on the author's literal actual Wattpad where he published it for free.

*fumbling around* crabs. Where are my crabs. My raving crabs

Anyway Adolin "my soldiers know I'm a mediocre commander" immediately giving battlefield promotions and organizing people based on their skill, while putting a woman in charge of battlefield archers despite standard expectations bc he knows she'll be incredible at it, and then appoints people who he knows will support her and keep people from questioning her for being a woman

"average bridgeman suffers 3 microaggressions a month" factoid is actualy just statistical error. The average bridgeman suffers 0 microaggressions per month. Microaggressions Rlain, who lives in Urithiru & suffers over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love kaladin I wish tall people were real