Two Goldfish Are In A Tank…

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich