Goblin

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

i just think it's incredibly poor planning that turtleneck season and vampire season fall at the same time. how dare you force me to choose between my two dearest loves at once. i want to speak to the manager.

It’s the wrapper for the treat

i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)

“whoever tries to wake me up next gets the laser”

Snorlax casts Fuck You.

Nintendo Swirch

And A Foot Ball

For Christmas Please

Have you been nice?

Im Dastardly And My Soul Is Wicked

I want to fight @tulpa777 because I don’t know how to adequately express my feelings for women

i’d like to see you try i’ll put you in the fucking ground if you don’t keep my name out of your forked tongue mouth 

Ancap tumblr is wild from an outside perspective. 50% of it is people who think modern society specifically is holding back their trad values and 50% is ultra gay shitposters who order hrt from the deep web, but they all bond over liking guns so it works out in the end.

I tried to get people talking in terms of “neolibertarian” and “paleolibertarian” for a while a few years back. Unsurprisingly, it didn’t work, but I do think there’s a fundamental and under-acknowledged divide along these lines.

my ex made me racist against manlets

this is an excuse i actually just want to be deflowered by a huge orc man