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                                         Tʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴀᴛɪᴄ, ɪᴛ’s ɪɴ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴ!

"I will~"

  "An' if Ah still have work ta do?"

                               "I mean, if you don’t want it I could take it back but                                 I thought since we’ve known each other so long I                                 thought it’d be the right thing to do…”

                     "Oh, no, it's fine, really." Now he just kinda felt a little guilty. He took the box off the table. Might as well open it.

                               "Nope, if the calendar is correct than it’s the 31st which means                                 it’s your birthday. Hence the present because well, I make you                                 tea all the time, don’t I?”

   ”Alright then and don’t worry I’ll have someone check up and get you if needed. Trust me you’ll love this party.”

"Oh, sendin' someone over ain't necessary."

"Nah. I’ll thrown you over my shoulder and carry you there."

"You wouldn't dare."

"Come on I doubt you have that much work over the holidays. Also trust me you wouldn’t be the only one as I had to nudge a few people to come."

"Ah'm a busy man, Ah'll have ya know. But fine, Ah'll at least try t'a show up."

"If I have to go to that party. So do you Bill."

"Whattya gonna do? Drag me t'ere?"

   ”Oh come Bill, you can’t stay cooped up in your home. The new year meant to be spent around friends, family and people. They say how you start the year is how your year will be. Wouldn’t you want your year to be full of fun.”

"Ah've also got work t'do.." No you don't, Bill. "Besides, Ah ain't great at parties."