LoL

listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest

Is it just me… or despite the fact some of these have doggy tiddies and doggy abs, these just don’t look like they were drawn by a furry?

There is no furry gaze.

how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows

“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”

a true american hero

Wet baby

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

Look at that smile

They are like furry hippos

Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

There is one and only one shakira law. 1. Thou hips shalt not lie

How do you fuck up this bad

When I first saw GoPros in the stores, I thought, “What the hell would anyone need that for?” Now I see.

*opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!

HE’S GOT SOCKS ON

Scorpions!! They’re comin’ for the cilantro!!

Let me eat egg