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Strolling aimlessly in a bookshop is selfcare

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

murderers are so embarrassing like how does a grown ass adult have so much free time on their hands that theyre out killing and attacking people…. dont you have like a job or something 😕 idk just like pick a cuter hobby

if i got attacked by a serial killer i would feel so embarrassed for them like thats so sad. youre like obsessed or something dont you have anything else to do

my love language is people cooking and feeding each other food, like it’s so intimate for no reason

Vending machine but it vends moss covered rocks, small opals, faux ivory brooches, mushrooms to plant, tiny sacks of dirt, seaglass, and gnome statues

every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

"boo hoo she stole the diamonds/killed a man" yeah, and? maybe he deserved it. the diamonds look great w her outfit. you just hate to see a girlboss winning

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

Seems a bit unfair to single out the funny ladies making a joke on tiktok for sexualizing nuns when porn and the spirit halloween store exist. 

Earrings are the garlic salt of gender

idk guys can we all report this etsy shop for like, actively trying to further covid during a global pandemic. can we please do that. is that allowed

sounds like someone is a little TOO mentally ill… goodbye!

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