I just used an absolutely repulsive amount it ketchup.
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I just used an absolutely repulsive amount it ketchup.

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being a hockey goalie must be what it’s like to be a transformer
Video games are glorified puppetry
I LOVE editing because it’s like cleaning but for words 😍

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You know what I want in my life? I want to develop a really good “Joan Cusack in School of Rock” impression
Tell me you can’t hear this in your head:
“What. Is going. Aaahn?”
Am I making this up?
I am my own problematic fave
Humans did a really good job when they named “butterfly kisses.”
At what point did it become socially acceptable to value your beliefs/opinions more than you value the realities and well-being of other people? And how the fuck did we let ourselves get there?
Like we seriously just let people get away with that so much that now it's, like, normal? How fucked up is it that? People are just ALLOWED to be racist and sexist and homophobic? Like there's no real punishment for that unless you act on it in some way? You can just go around saying rude ass shit to people, emotionally violent stuff, and it's FINE?!?!?!
I'm not saying let's police what everyone says but come ON. There are things people should be able to form their own opinions on, yes. But whether or not someone deserves to live a free, comfortable, love-filled, and safe life IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
I just fucking hate being talked to like I'm an idiot because I'm fucking brilliant and I will respond with as much relevant intellect as possible

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Never have I ever in my whole life ever felt anything even remotely similar to the phrase "my lovely lady lumps"
They say if you say something to yourself often enough eventually it will become reality and honestly I have always found this to be true. I told myself over and over every day that I would start being 200% kind to myself and better about my health and happiness and I am suddenly in the best place I've ever been in my whole life.
Tomorrow I begin telling myself over and over that my partner and I will find a way to keep our room clean for more than two days after each time we clean.
Okay so when you're looking in the mirror while standing next to someone like you are standing next to each other looking in the mirror and you wanna say something to them do you find that instead of looking up and over to look their reflection in the eyes you look up at your own face while you speak to them? Like how fucking vain ARE humans?
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My sibling is watching Game of Thrones and is on the season 3 finale and we asked them what their thoughts were on the red wedding and they were like "what?" And we were like ...Robb? His wife? Catelyn? And they were like "oh I only really watch the scenes with Sansa Stark."
What the fuck?
They completely missed the red wedding. Just completely glossed over it. How the fuck...?
Do you have a superiority complex about how you do stairs?