El Buffero

being shy when you’re actually freaky as hell feels like a cruel joke

Do you.. want to… cuddle and nap all day .. with me

i need a deep tissue massage and like 5 orgasms

i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point

you’re absolutely feral. (compliment)

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

I’m a deadbeat friend and daughter and sister I need to get a grip

bro how is trump not dead yet are we fuckin serious

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

Watching titties bounce is good for the soul

Maybe I don’t want to think :(( maybe I just want to be taken care of and fucked :((

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !