Roll With It

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

you gotta be jay z about life

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

“One more unfair election everyone! This time with us in the saddle seat!”

Fuck Trudeau, fuck the federal Liberals.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.