snootchie bootchies

when jenny slate said “and the truth about me is not that i’m really volatile and i’m unstable, but that i’m really vibrant, and the color of my sorrow is just as bright as the stripes of my delight”

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

This is fucking horrific

Another thing to be noticed; after the song abruptly stops and the reality of war sets in, there are no more musical numbers for the rest of the movie. Shit gets serious. And fast

The last time I went to Jamaica, a Nigerian cab driver told me and my mom that his sister gave birth to a fully clothed baby. Shoes and all.

imagine you are my new girlfriend and its been a few years so im like hey you should meet my parents they are awesome people. you are nervous what if my parents dont like you. well the day comes and i say dont worry they are cool :) we go in and sitting at the dining table is ren and stimpy