Nevermore

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“I don’t think i know of any welders at the moment!” did welders know how to fight? Karl doubted that. “I have nothing to worry about right now!”

“I’m a statue, not a nutcracker.” Karl laughed. “Besides! i can’t even eat, so what good would cracking walnuts do?”

“what on earth are you talking about? i haven’t even done anything that note worthy.” sure he’s participated in a competition before and is an actual living statue from an old amusement park. but he hasn’t really done anything to warrant any apologies or congratulations.

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Karl immediately jerks Arma back before the stranger could actually get a closer look at her. “First of all, Arma, is one of a kind, you can’t get one if she’s the only one there is!” he says, raising a finger, “second of all, don’t you think knowing how magic works ruins the fun? it would be like a magician telling you how a coin trick actually works!” another finger raised.“and thirdly. you’re not a very smart human, are you?” a third finger is raised as he lets arma morph back into a knife, letting her twirl in his hand, deciding to try to make it a fair fight at first.

Karl’s caught of guard by how the man reacts, but it’s not long before he gathers his composure again. Arma morphs quickly into a spear as Karl does a few tricks to show off. “Of course she can turn into anything! This is Arma we’re talking about!” he said, pointing the spear bird at nny’s chest, almost jabbing it at him in a mildly casual manner “Knives, swords, umbrellas, things like that! as long as it has the same mass and density that she does Arma here will turn into it.”

“what on earth do you mean, how did i do what?” Karl asked, feigning ignorance, “You mean this?” and suddenly Arma is a sword, and Karl is striking at the man like he had struck at him, but it wasn’t as a warning, Karl’s whole intent was to maim the human “It’s simple, really! we’re magic!” he continued, he’d nearly forgotten why he was on the run in the first place, he was so caught up in looking at art and bickering with the artist behind it, but he was quick to remember why exactly he was hiding in this man’s home and why exactly police were looking for him. and he wasn’t afraid of doing it again.

the strike did nothing to Karl, and as a response the crow was suddenly in Karl’s hand, shaped like a knife similar to the stranger’s and poking at the man’s stomach. “that was very rude, my friend.” Karl scolded him with a grim tone. “In fact, you have been nothing but rude to me this whole time, haven’t you?” he’s stock still, waiting for the man to react the same way he just did. if the stranger wanted a fight, Karl would gladly give him a fight.

“You would think that something as personal as a diary would be more important than a silly sketchbook.” even as the stranger grabbed a knife Karl never stopped smiling at him, his smile only grew. “But seeing as you now have a knife, i guess that’s just not the case” at this point Karl was silently daring the man to stab him, let him learn his mistake the hard way. there was a reason he referred to people as humans after all, the man was inhuman.

“really?!” Karl acted like he was almost shocked. “Most humans usually don’t like it when you go snooping through their diaries” he said, it was clear that karl was taller than the man before him, and that he wasn’t taking it as seriously. in fact, despite how aggressive the man responded to him, karl’s smile never faltered. “you all need to make up your minds! do you want me to read your diaries or not? it’s confusing!”

“it’s only a sketch book! It’s not like i read your diary or anything.” Karl mused. and he actually didn’t read the man’s diary, but he would have if he could find it. “besides, it’s art! and art should be shared with the world, not kept private. Right, Arma?” the bird on his shoulder cawed as if to agree with him. “I meant no harm, my friend”