lost in the sauce

this headline should be “police kill innocent child in reckless firebombing”

ah, to be a beautiful male lover of a greek god, only to be immediately slaughtered in an attempt to stop mortals from loving ceaselessly & foolishly

non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway

Byla jsem oblažena vlnou bezpředmětného vánočního nadšení, zalilo mě jako kýbl teplého čaje a zasypalo jako příval vanilkových rohlíčků. Tetelím se radostně.

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness