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i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

thank god complaining is free #mycomplaints

people are obsessed with how they look and how other people look. close your eyes

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!