my kind of content

The munching sound omg

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

IM SCREAMING

Stoppppppp

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

Its me outside. U want some muffins

What kind?

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

Bananas can nut?

You know what ill keep my muffins

*clings to obama’s leg*

💀💀💀💀