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Here’s your reminder that relationships are extremely difficult. the delusion that you are going to find that person who you move into a small apartment with and read books all day and cook naked and cuddle with and play footsie under the table with is a gross romanticization of reality.

You’re going to have great times in a relationship. You’re going to go on fun dates and have great sex and hot make out sessions. But you’re also going to fight. You’re going to be in that weird stage where you like them more than they like you or vice versa and that’s going to hurt. You’re going to have to deal with jealousy and insecurity. You will have to deal with boredom in the relationship. You’re going to be too busy for them or accidentally hurt them. And you are going to have to deal with a few break ups before you find that right one.

A relationship is not going to solve all of your problems. It’s not going to suddenly make you happy. It isn’t easy. They are much harder than being single. Relationships are an unbelievable amount of work and effort and compromise and it’s not always going to be perfect. But the effort you put into it is what make it worth it. Because you fought and worked hard for this person and hopefully they did the same for you. So remember that.

loveamongthesailors

*drinks some water* oooh yeah baby…..health goth … *washes hands* ooooooohhh yeah it’s cleancore …

minipacifica

brick by boring brick // brand new eyes // paramore

best-life-wisdom

I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you

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me: *literally says anything*

therapist: can you…. give me an example?

me, someone who has memory problems:

1000drawings

gears-keep-turning

I’ve got a tiny trash can for my desk and I had to put Wedgie in it.

william-snekspeare

This is Me

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roxieusher--moved-deactivated20

people need to stop attacking teenage girls who write poetry about turning into wolves and having flowers growing in their ribs bc there are literally grown men writing celebrated poems and novels about how much they hate women

engel-tier-deactivated20180213

I would rather read 20 hours of teen Halsey-like angst than read another story about some dicksack crying about how betrayed he feels because the women he bought dinner for didnt suck his dick

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My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

holywaterbucketchallenge

This is wonderful

susfishcious

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

susfishcious

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

susfishcious

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further.

susfishcious

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

vintar

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation

ynnesidyad

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forest spirits

khaballie

This is so peaceful and tranquil looking

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april fools the rickshank redemption wasn’t real we’re still in the shoneys

schwubadub

WE NEVER LEFT HIS SHONEYS

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If there is an afterlife, it would be a funny twist if no one gets to keep their Earth enhancements (like straight teeth from braces, nose jobs, lipo, etc.) and just reverts back to their natural form.

fuckingflorida

Seen in Gainesville.

kaleymonster

I’m 75% sure I know who’s car this is.

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