meeya

well well well my old nemesis, the consequences of my own actions, we meet again

aching and longing for a meatball in ways infathomable to the human psyche

nobody gets chit chatting and yammering like i do me thinks

just went swimming i think life is worth living again

i have something to confess.. i cant speak english clearly or coherently unless im speaking in a german accent. im not german and english is my first language i grew up soeaking english but theres a little german boy in my soul and he wants out

feeling off kilter and unsettled.. must be some astronamy bullshit

inside every man is a walrus

they call me nervous nelly (the 'they' in question is the little voices in my head)

nothing scared me more than the pig from the buchery. im talking heart beating out of my chest flight or fight fear.

i need to be on a boat rn i think that would cure anything and everything wrong w me forever

i dont trust surgeries because what if they put something in me? like ur telling me i have to be asleep and just trust the doctors?? what if theyre evil???

everyday im devastated that i'll never know what its like to have a boner pls i need to know