stinkeroo-72

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

cute girl thinks i’m being sweet reading to her but i’ve actually tricked her into learning about my fav dragon x vampire yaoi

This is basically the plot of Fangirl.

"could batman solve the Kira case" a bored autistic teenager could solve the Kira case. Death Note is not interesting because the case was particularly hard to solve. L clocked Light's ass within like three episodes and the rest of it is him trying to talk himself out of the obviously correct answer because Kira is kinda hot.

To stand infront of 13 men all pointing massive guns at you and say ‘you won’t shoot’ is an unfathomable level of arrogance no normal person has

Heh

We need more Rot In Paradise and Eloquent Countenance appreciation RIGHT NOW