NECRO WINNEBAGO

if i saw this guy walking down the street i'd start sucking him off right then and there

they hooked prince phillip's dick up to a sucking machine to try and remove a clot in an artery that posed massive risk but they accidentally dialed it to 11 and he was screaming in pleasure as he got drained like an empty tooth paste tube and when they give the world one last look at his body during the funeral hes going to be lookin like flat stanley

Me when windows updates and breaks sixteen sound files so I’m incapable of running Skyrim a game that came out in 2011 and I think it’s a mod so I keep checking the mods but it’s not a mod it’s microshafts stupid update that adds 100% more bloatware for no fucking reason and broke my Skyrim so badly I had to reverse three windows versions but after that it auto updated again and broke it again after two weeks because windows is a good OS

windows stopping people from playing skyrim is actually a point in its favor

wet ass pussy

Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for

even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”

paul

runs a best buy like a meth empire

this guy is gonna release half life 2½

Family guy but he never started a family

This is so fucking funny I hope this is satire

its not

Oh well I hope you get therapy.

my therapist had to quit becose of me

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you