Dense Distractions

His whole fucking campaign

Okay, but when is Matt Berninger going to be on Drunk History as a storyteller tho? I had a dream last night where this happened, and I need this so much.

A cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up and whoever makes the most amazing thing without getting yelled at wins

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

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Listen does anyone else remember that episode of Scooby Do where theyre talking about how thick the fog was and one of them pulled out a knife and cut a circle in the fog and then ate the fog circle. why is this so vivid.