sarcasm is my only defense

Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.

I feel like so many problems people have with tv at the moment could be solved if we just went back to the good ole days of 20 episodes a season that’s just sixty percent filler and character development. Give the people what they want- less condensed story and more meaningless shenanigans

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

fall but in a sleeping kings and doomed romances and living dreams kind of way

the most realistic depiction of teenage boys in ya media is when the raven boys didn’t realize their best friend was dead, and had been dead the entire time they’d known him, until they literally found his body

*holding you by your shoulders* do not get rid of your cds. they are going to come back someday. people will think it's retro and cool and they'll sell them in record stores again. do not despair.