pip pip da doodly doo

an extreme sport: maintaining your opinion after somebody disagrees with it

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

I need to drop all the whites and just stan these beautiful mixed men like Zayn Malik, Tyler Posey, Chris Evans ect.

How is Chris Evans mixed?????

He’s from Boston

“R/R! Don’t like, don’t read! Flames will be fed to (insert fandom reference here) XP XD”

My Immortal

Lemons.

fics where the characters somehow come across their book/movie/whatever, and make commentary on the whole thing (none of these fics were ever finished)

-Reading/Watching the series

Songfics….just…just songfics

This happened until 2007-2008

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true

*Jake Peralta voice* SMORT

*Jake Peralta voice* NOICE

*Jake Peralta voice* PORTNER

*Jake Peralta voice* COCAAAAAIIIINNE

*Jake Peralta voice* cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

*Jake Peralta voice* okaY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

*Jake Peralta voice* oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Jake Peralta voice* PSHAW!

*Jake Peralta voice doing Captain Holt voice* peralta you’re a GENIUS

hash browns will be served at my wedding

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

Im in love with this whole thing