Quinn Fabray

Stella: I didn't burn it! I just sort of scorched it a bit.

Stella: I mean, details make the story, right? And this random person is a badass, aside from the small flaw of being useless in the kitchen.

Stella: Every time I forget I'm terrible and try to cook? So, like, every couple of months or so, nbd.

Quinn: Thats just another way to say burnt Stella!

Quinn: You know, I'm going to teach Chloe to cook, you should come along too, you might pick up a few things.

Stella: Et tu, Quinndolyn? 😭😭😭

Stella: One apparently doesn’t put enough water in the pot and then gets distracted singing ABBA at the top of her lungs. Or something. I’m only guessing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Stella: Ah, no! I have a very elaborate setup of portable fans that blow the smoke toward an open window and AWAY from my smoke alarm, or else Matt’s co-workers would know me by name for less awesome reasons than being a better Schuester than their captain.

Quinn: I’m a really good cook, if I do say myself, so I don’t burn box Mac and cheese.

Quinn: That sounds oddly specific for guessing. At least that /random/ person picked a good band to sing to.

Stella: Burnt box mac and cheese. Ruined a perfectly good pan in the process. I may never live it down.

Quinn: I may never let you live that down.

Quinn: How on earth does that happen?

Chloe: I've seen the one with Patrick Swayze! Is that the one you're talking about? I've always wanted to learn the final dance at the end of the movie.

Chloe: Just had a lightbulb go off in my head. How would you feel about roller skating? I saw an ad for people interested in joining a roller derby team. Could be fun!

Chloe: I just saw he's back! How do you feel about him being here?

Chloe: I know I should look it up but what's piccata? Whatever it is I will LOVE to try it with you!

Quinn: That's the one! I absolutely love time of my life! It was one of my favourite songs as a kid- but I'd be terrified to attempt that lift. Years of cheerleading taught me just how hard that stuff is.

Quinn: Rollerskating? If anyone can get me to do it, you could. I'm willing to try it out!

Quinn: Its nice for Beth to have her dad around, she adores him... But its not as fun for me. He /always/ has something gross to say to me.

Quinn: I wish I /didn't/ have to tolerate him for Beth's sake.

Laura: Thanks! Aiden is really excited too, so I think I'm going to be hitting you up more often.

Laura: LOL I feel that on a personal level.

Laura: Once I get possession and I'm moved in, you wanna have a girls night? The kids can have a sleep over and we can get drunk on wine and order a late night pizza.

Quinn: Hey, it makes an afternoon easier for us if they entertain each other. She really loves having Aiden around- she treats him like a little brother.

Quinn: Oh, absolutely. It sounds like exactly the kind of night I need.

MERCEDES: Mayhaps it can be changed.

MERCEDES: I have decided I will take the brunch instead.

QUINN: Oh, how kind of you to change your schedule just for me.

MERCEDES: It's been almost two weeks since I've laid eyes on your face. Let's change that.

MERCEDES: Facetime and actually seeing your face, in that order please

QUINN: Does it have to be in /that/ order?

Stella: Failure to adult. Again. Juice and alcohol seems like a sufficient balm for my poor wounded ego.

Chloe: When I see you next I'm giving you the biggest of hugs, sweets. You deserve lots of those! We can cuddle up on the couch and watch one of your favorite movies. Oh! And get pizza and wine!

Chloe: It can also depends what you choose for a workout. If it's doing something you have fun with then you don't realize you're working out!

Chloe: I wish I can...but maybe Stella can help? She works with so many kids and maybe she has some great advice

Chloe: omg really?! I will LOVE that! Is there a recipe you haven't tried yet because we can so go with that first!!

Quinn: That sounds exactly like something I need. Dirty dancing, pizza, and wine. Have you seen that movie?

Quinn: I suppose so. I'm just so used to my normal gym routine that I don't really think outside the box with it.

Quinn: I should pick her brain about it. I think she's just letting Puck influence her a little too much now that hes around more.

Stella: I'm seriously considering drowning myself in mimosas on Sunday for brunch. Interested?

Quinn: Okay you had me at mimosas. I'm in.

Chloe: that fucking stinks, sweets 😢 I remember how both of you were getting closer. Farnsworth is such a little city compared to New York and doesn’t have the same appeal.

Chloe: If I didn’t dance as much as I do I would look into a gym membership and join you! Is there anything I can do help help you with Beth and school?

Chloe: I only have one and it’s to cook a recipe without disaster striking! I didn’t really aim for much this year.

Quinn: Totally stinks. At least she picked a /good/ city over me?

Quinn: You're lucky with the dancing thing. Your job is your workout. It feels like such a waste of my precious free time to work out.

Quinn: Do you know how to fix the Puckerman in her? That would fix her school issues.

Chloe: No! I noticed she hadn't said much in awhile. We last spoke a week after the Halloween party I think? When did she leave??

Chloe: I'm glad we had a chance to spend the end and start of the new year together! Did you make any resolutions?

Quinn: Not too long after Thanksgiving. She decided she needed to go back to her original love- New York. Permanently.

Quinn: The normal ones- get out to the gym more often, get Beth acheiving better in school...

Laura: I'm doing alright, just busy with life. Looking at houses so I can move back to Farnsworth officially. How are you and Beth?

Quinn: I saw you got one- congrats! Beth is going to be so excited to have her favourite playmate back!

Quinn: (And maybe me, too)

Quinn: Beth and I are good. Still recovering from the holidays, or at least it feels like that.

Chloe: fucked up? What happened??

Chloe: I can easily do that! Is your mom looking after Beth tonight?

Quinn: The news of Rachel leaving hadn’t got around to you?

Coquito is just spike eggnog but coconut flavor, because the Caribbean loves their coconut everything flavored. Although you could throw a Christmas is over rager for the adult in you maybe?

I think everyone should spend at least one NYE making at least one poor decision with those they love or at least like to be around. I’m sure someone is throwing something so let it find you. 

Oh, that actually sounds really nice. I definitely have to try it then. Technically my sister and I had a little ‘Christmas is over and we don’t have to deal with our Mom’ wine party already.