shut up.

Thank you. And yes, I would love your half eaten doughnut. 

Are you serious? Dammit, thanks for stealing the rest of my doughnut. But I guess you deserve some reward.

Well that was a shit move, huh mate? Did you at least get back at them some how? Wait … Shit, that’s not the proper thing to talk about right now. Are you okay, Oli?

I tried getting them, but two versus one? Yeah, not really easy. I'll get them back later if I find out who they are. I don't have my guts falling out of me if that's what you're asking. Just get me some tea or something yeah, Alli? Cause I need to change. Also don't forget, five sugar cubes.

I was considered a genius already. Also, I don’t know the IQ of anyone else here, so I can’t comfortably or definitely answer that question.

Yeah, just take the compliment and say that you are. Congrats, V -- I guess. That's what you say right? Do you want my half eaten doughnut?

I think you secretly wanted me to pass.

Maybe, maybe not. Still sad about the durian though. So are you now considered a genius? The smartest one here?

While it’s what I aspired to be when I was younger, I am hardly a Princess.

Doesn't every girl want to be a princess, not matter what age? I mean, be honest. That's why you all go on your little shopping sprees and squeal over guys that could be princes.

Only…if it’s a celebratory durian!

You serious? As expected though, I guess. I mean, I'm sad that I couldn't cut the durian because I would've laughed if you failed. 

As much as she knew that Oliver didn’t particularly want Teagan around at a moment like this, she knew that he needed to get it off his chest. To tell someone. Even if it meant that the two sat in silence for the entire time, the silence speaking for them. He just needed someone there, because no one, not even Oliver, would be completely content without knowing that someone was always there.

"Thanks," he softly said, noticing the flower that now adorned the stone, not moving his gaze. His brother's name echoed in his mind, the memories flooding him with guilt. Oliver allowed for the cool air to wrap around him, the only sounds being from the cicadas.  The silence filled the air for a few moments.

That isn’t very nice asking someone about their sanity. While, I consider myself a sane person who enjoys the smaller things in life, imagine if I weren’t and I was conscious about my mental disorder? You’d feel rather foolish and ignorant bringing up the subject when you know nothing about me or what goes on inside my head.

Yes, yes whatever you say, princess. I have gotten two lectures today, absolutely wonderful.

Obviously. How could I not know that? Shame on me.

So much shame. 

I spent the day lazing around the gardens and I think there may be the chance that I have come down with a little cold but it’s not the end of the world, I saw some beautiful things today. Like a mother bird returning to feed her babies, it was so amazing to see something so intimate and delicate between a mother and her children. I also got some amazing work written down in my journal. All in all, today was a success.

If I didn't know better, I would question your sanity. Because I am judging you, in case you couldn't tell.

Someone just stopped me in the street and asked if I plucked my eyebrows. I-I don’t own a plucker (is that what it’s called?).

They just know your eyebrows spew rainbows and unicorns. They just want to know the trick.

I got an Xbox and I think my friends like it more than they like me, the bastards.

I would definitely like the Xbox more than you. Whoops.

You poor thing. How ever will you get by in life?

With my amazing self, obviously. 

My falling would go viral. I’ll take the world by storm. Remember me now before I’m famous.

Oh yeah, totally. Maybe I should take candid photos and then sell them on Amazon.

Yeah, no, if you even attempt to try that, I’ll drop-kick you back home.

Then don't try to poison me. Buy some new cereal or something.