Cat Dad Supreme

holy shit

King

Holy shit

play this at my funeral

happy cycling is safe cycling

If you ever wondered what the Dutch accent in English sounds like, please watch this.

i honestly can’t tell if this is the dutch equivalent of a shitpost or an actual friendly psa type video

Watched this with my Dutch partner and they both confirmed that this is all correct and were horrified

“hello? no, not now” is my new standard greeting.

Keeping an emergency potato in your pants is just good advice regardless of where you are.

kings

KINGS

this is going to make me cry in the walmart bathroom

please, you have to click this link because there’s audio of the writer HEWWOing and you have to listen to it

being weird together is a love language

to be understood is possibly the greatest form of intimacy.